The ‘rents are too damn high

The thing is, Andrew Cuomo is so confident in his status that he not only married a Kennedy…he divorced one too!

Capital L

People who aren’t familiar with the Libertarian party need to date more.  That’s where I became intimately familiar with libertarianism.

Twitter: A Freudian Treatment

The Superego:

The Ego:

And the Id:

You might have missed the point

And then there is the type of person who uses Ripoff Report to bitch about the ACLU.

Layla

Nothing is funnier than clowns doing unclown-like things.

Such as:

• Having the clinical depression;

• Going insane and/or joining a posse of other insane clowns, or;

• Being paid by the federal government to teach seventh graders about abstinence.

Tsk, tsk, Derek.  You should’ve stayed with the Dominos.

Chelsea Clinton

There are two types of people in the world:  Those who cannot stop talking about Chelsea Clinton’s wedding, and those who cannot stop talking about how they refuse to talk about Chelsea Clinton’s wedding.