You know what? Screw JdUnderground generated Drama.

Someone just hacked Christian Lander’s WordPress account is posting comments on SWPL posing as Lander. In the words of Clarissa, you’ve got to check this out:

“I have been polling people for future White people topics.

So far I have gotten 182 votes for White People Who Love to Place Gerbils in their Pants.

176 votes for White People who love to have sex With Apes

And 2 votes for White people Who love Oprah.

Any other suggestions.”

And,

“I am well aware of the joys of inserting furry rodents in my ass.

I am greatly intrigued by the idea of sex with a grizzly bear. However, the story today of the trainer from California that was partially eaten by a movie grizzly frightens me a little.

Maybe there is a way to control the bear in order for me enjoy the sexual pleasures that the bear may offer.

Now the idea of sex with a shark is just plain rediculous.”

And!:

“Who the hell are you? How dare you impersonate me.

Now, do you like bathing with apes?”

It’s very Julian Dibbel “A Rape in Cyberspace”, no?

You have no idea how geeked up I am right now just considering the legal implications of this particular bit of Internet Generated Drama.

No idea.